My good friend and I was having a religious conversation. I was offering my insight when one of his friends was bitten by a mosquito.
She quickly squashed the bug and sent it to the fiery infernal of hell (a quarantined part, I’m sure, as Satan apparently hates mosquitos too).
She exclaimed, “Gosh dangit, I was bitten again.”
I chimed back, trying to be offensively witty, “Don’t you mean God damnit? There’s really no difference.”
My good friend responded, “That’s taking the Lord’s name in vain. Not a good idea.”
I responded, “But all I changed were four letters.”
“Well…” my good friend replied, always the wise one, “I can change love to hate in just four as well.”
Web Developer and Programmer
Writer and software engineer Ronald Huereca has been a developer at notable agencies like iThemes and 10up. His varied background has him working with WordPress since 2006, eventually creating his own plugin which, of course, lead to more. He spends quite a bit of his time volunteering with the WordPress project as a core and polyglot contributor.
With all of his passions, writing has been the way Ronald expresses himself best. He has written both technical books as well as fiction. Some of his works include Project Mayhem, Mindefusement, and WordPress and Ajax. “You can only delay the inevitable” is his favorite quote. Ronald enjoys reading Stephen King and John Grisham.
When he’s not writing, Ronald dreams of building websites filled with cats yawning, disclaimers his strong opinions, sings karaoke, and advocates for empathy surrounding mental health.
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