The Difference Between Love and Hate

My good friend and I was having a religious conversation. I was offering my insight when one of his friends was bitten by a mosquito.

She quickly squashed the bug and sent it to the fiery infernal of hell (a quarantined part, I’m sure, as Satan apparently hates mosquitos too).

She exclaimed, “Gosh dangit, I was bitten again.”

I chimed back, trying to be offensively witty, “Don’t you mean God damnit?

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