“I wanna #*%$# you.” my sister said to me recently.
I was momentarily caught off guard. I looked in her eyes for any inclination of sarcasm or facetiousness.
“Um, what? Did I hear you correctly?”
“Your uni-brow. It needs to be plucked.”
I inwardly breathed a sigh of relief as I released my sister as an incestuous vulture.
“Why, what did you think I said?” she asked.
“What rhymes with pluck?” I replied.
She instantly started laughing. “Oh my God. Um, no!”
“Yeah, you stupid plucker. Stay away from me.”
Writer and software engineer Ronald Huereca has been a developer at notable agencies like iThemes and 10up. His varied background has him working with WordPress since 2006, eventually creating his own plugin which, of course, lead to more. He spends quite a bit of his time volunteering with the WordPress project as a core and polyglot contributor.
With all of his passions, writing has been the way Ronald expresses himself best. He has written both technical books as well as fiction. Some of his works include Project Mayhem, Mindefusement, and WordPress and Ajax. “You can only delay the inevitable” is his favorite quote. Ronald enjoys reading Stephen King and John Grisham.
When he’s not writing, Ronald dreams of building websites filled with cats yawning, disclaimers his strong opinions, sings karaoke, and advocates for empathy surrounding mental health.
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LOL sounds like something my wife would hear… you could be talking about apple computers and some how she would hear walking the dog … FUNNY STUFF!!!
Joey, not only your Wife – your Mother (my Wife) is guilty of the same thing. But you know this, don’t you.
I think we all slip & hear what’s not intended some times.
Wow Ronald that’s gross
shocked me a lil with that first paragraph!
maybe my girlfriend will slap my face if i will tell to her “I wanna #*%$# you.” lol
If you tell her you want to pluck her uni-brow, she definitely will.
My wife would slap me!!!
Ronald Jeffery Huereca……now you know you’re in trouble when I use all 3 of your names. Sooooo inappropriate. Can’t believe you blogged about this. You’re so silly, and btw, you really do need a good plucking, mr una-brower
What does it mean #*%$# ? 😉
LOL this is pretty funny. I’ve had a few of these experiences myself thinking one thing was said when it was another but this situation is downright sick!
@Bazy – there are many meaning of #*%$#, it is depends on the person whom you will tell. this words have hidden meaning
there are actually two main meanings of the word: the friendly (nuances required…) and the hatry (if i may say it like that).
Ewww!… and very funny at the same time… 🙂
That had to be a very awkward moment.
this is all to good … how many of you read this blog thinking it was something else … lol
Me! Funny stuff man, this blog goes all over the place but it makes a plucking good read 😀