“I wanna #*%$# you.” my sister said to me recently.
I was momentarily caught off guard. I looked in her eyes for any inclination of sarcasm or facetiousness.
“Um, what? Did I hear you correctly?”
“Your uni-brow. It needs to be plucked.”
I inwardly breathed a sigh of relief as I released my sister as an incestuous vulture.
“Why, what did you think I said?” she asked.
“What rhymes with pluck?” I replied.
She instantly started laughing. “Oh my God. Um, no!”
“Yeah, you stupid plucker. Stay away from me.”
November 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm
LOL sounds like something my wife would hear… you could be talking about apple computers and some how she would hear walking the dog … FUNNY STUFF!!!
November 5, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Joey, not only your Wife – your Mother (my Wife) is guilty of the same thing. But you know this, don’t you.
I think we all slip & hear what’s not intended some times.
November 4, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Wow Ronald that’s gross
November 5, 2009 at 11:14 am
shocked me a lil with that first paragraph!
November 6, 2009 at 1:15 am
maybe my girlfriend will slap my face if i will tell to her “I wanna #*%$# you.” lol
November 6, 2009 at 10:16 am
If you tell her you want to pluck her uni-brow, she definitely will.
November 6, 2009 at 1:20 am
My wife would slap me!!!
November 7, 2009 at 12:26 am
Ronald Jeffery Huereca……now you know you’re in trouble when I use all 3 of your names. Sooooo inappropriate. Can’t believe you blogged about this. You’re so silly, and btw, you really do need a good plucking, mr una-brower
November 8, 2009 at 1:09 pm
What does it mean #*%$# ? 😉
November 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
LOL this is pretty funny. I’ve had a few of these experiences myself thinking one thing was said when it was another but this situation is downright sick!
November 12, 2009 at 7:16 am
@Bazy – there are many meaning of #*%$#, it is depends on the person whom you will tell. this words have hidden meaning
November 20, 2009 at 11:16 am
there are actually two main meanings of the word: the friendly (nuances required…) and the hatry (if i may say it like that).
November 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Ewww!… and very funny at the same time… 🙂
That had to be a very awkward moment.
November 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm
this is all to good … how many of you read this blog thinking it was something else … lol
November 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Me! Funny stuff man, this blog goes all over the place but it makes a plucking good read 😀