I Wanna #*%$# You

“I wanna #*%$# you.” my sister said to me recently.

I was momentarily caught off guard. I looked in her eyes for any inclination of sarcasm or facetiousness.

“Um, what? Did I hear you correctly?”

“Your uni-brow. It needs to be plucked.”

I inwardly breathed a sigh of relief as I released my sister as an incestuous vulture.

“Why, what did you think I said?” she asked.

“What rhymes with pluck?” I replied.

She instantly started laughing. “Oh my God. Um, no!”

“Yeah, you stupid plucker. Stay away from me.”

15 thoughts on “I Wanna #*%$# You”

  1. LOL sounds like something my wife would hear… you could be talking about apple computers and some how she would hear walking the dog … FUNNY STUFF!!!

  2. Ronald Jeffery Huereca……now you know you’re in trouble when I use all 3 of your names. Sooooo inappropriate. Can’t believe you blogged about this. You’re so silly, and btw, you really do need a good plucking, mr una-brower

  3. LOL this is pretty funny. I’ve had a few of these experiences myself thinking one thing was said when it was another but this situation is downright sick!

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