Every blogger (should I even call myself that nowadays?) has an idea of how to create killer content that attracts readers.
My goal with this site is to lose readers (i.e., kill them).
So here are some instructions to follow:
1. Find a really hot girl at a bar, and make sure she’s dating an ex-marine.
2. Make sure the ex-marine is right next to her.
3. Go up to said girl and slam a beer bottle on her head.
Indeed, killer content is your friend.
Whatever you do, please don’t try the above technique at home. It’s more effective in a bar with lots of people.