Being a military brat, I had a rather awkward experience when I was visiting my friend this weekend for his wedding.
His future mother in-law asked me, “So where are you from?”
I replied, “I’m not really from anywhere.”
“Well, where were you born?”
I replied, “In Texas. But I have never lived there.”
Growing aggravated, she asked, “Well, where do you call home?”
I responded, “Home is where my ZIP code is.”
Growing even more aggravated and confused, she asked, “Well, then where is home?”
I smiled, “Currently?”
She nodded yes.