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10 Signs Your Karaoke DJ is a Douche

Please read the previous in this series: Tips for a New Karaoke Singer and Things a KJ May Not Tell You.

Getting up there and singing Karaoke is hard. Do you remember your first time? It was likely very intimidating.

But have you ever left a karaoke show and thought: “Wow, that KJ was a douche!” Well behold, you are not alone.

Here are ten signs your karaoke DJ is a douche.

Hoarding Songs

I get it. You’re the KJ and have control over the rotation. If I go to put in a song, the KJ has a list of all the current singers and their songs. To avoid a sing-off, the KJ usually refuses to put in a song that is already in the queue.

However, the douche move is to hoard a song. For example, I wanted to sing a rap song, and the KJ told me, “That’s my go-to song.” Meaning, the KJ wanted to sing it instead.

No and abso-fucking-lutely no. The KJ is there to help us sing.

It might take you months to learn a song (Rap God took 6 months of practice before I attempted it). When you finally get the guts to sing that coveted song, the last thing you want to hear is, “That’s my song.”

If you’re a KJ, stop hoarding songs. It’s your job to get others up to sing. If you are hoarding songs, you’re just pissing off your regulars, if you even have any.

Excessive DJ Music

I’ve known KJs to play background music in-between singers. That’s kinda normal.

Where it gets irritating is when the KJ plays DJ music (one or two songs) in-between each singer.

This makes the rotation unpredictable and there’s a chance your song can come up as DJ music, which is unfortunate.

KJs, background music is fine in-between singers, but your job is not to play music; it’s your job to get as many people singing as fast as possible.

Friends Over Regulars

So you got a new gig, yeah? And you have a social media presence? Cool! How awesome of you!

However, I’ve seen too many shows where a KJ will favor a friend over a regular.

There’s nothing wrong with bringing your buddies to a karaoke show. Hopefully they’re tipping and drinking.

The problem is when a KJ stacks the friends and then allows the regulars to sing. Not cool.

The Dreaded Sing-Off

Generally when you sing a song, it’s off-limits for the rest of the night.

Barely rarely have I seen this, but sometimes a KJ will let someone sing a song that’s already been sung for the night.

That sucks!

Now you’re involuntarily involved in a sing-off, which is a confidence damper and also disrespects the crowd since they have to hear the song twice by different vocalists.

This creates a bit of competition, and let’s be honest, karaoke should not be a contest.

Lack of Crowd Control

I was at a place called Shiloh Club in Midwest City, Oklahoma. My voice was cracking, so I decided to do a rap song. This dude named Tiny grabbed the second mic, got up on stage with me, and started mocking me.

I left that place and never went back.

The Karaoke DJ is responsible for the crowd and should’ve turned that second mic off. Instead, they let a patron intimidate me.

When you’re the KJ, the crowd is yours to gain or lose. If you can’t control the crowd, it makes for an unpleasant experience. And you’re a douche at that.

Allowing Long Songs

On a busy night, long songs are generally a faux pas. Slow night? Anything goes.

I love the song Jesus of Suburbia, but it’s a 9 minute song. I wouldn’t dare put it in during a regular rotation because it’ll piss off all the regulars.

The douche move is long song after long song. The regulars are just looking on for their turn and a super long song can be a crowd killer.

No Acknowledgement for Tips

Most of the shows I go have a tip jar to show appreciation.

I try to tip my KJ every time I go to karaoke. What irks me is when there is absolutely no acknowledgement that I placed my hard-earned money in their tip jar.

Don’t be a douche. Say “Thank You” at a minimum.

Refusing to Get New Songs

A good KJ always takes requests. And most KJs I interact with are glad to find a song for you to sing.

The douche move is to refuse to get new songs. I’ve even offered to pay the KJ for the songs, but no dice.

No Online Song Book

Here’s a reminder: it’s 2018. Filling out paper slips and manually flipping through a songbook is so ten years ago.

Sign up for a service like songbookslive and allow your patrons to search online.

Taking Bribes

I got lambasted over one of my previous karaoke posts when I mentioned it’s okay to bribe KJs to get a better spot in the rotation.

Well, I have seen the error in my ways. I no longer think this is a good practice.

A KJ who takes bribes for a bump in the rotation is now just a douche.

(Bonus) They Allow You to Sing Picture

What an embarrassment. Picture by Sheryl Crow and Kidd Rock is a great duet. It also happens to be the Nickelback of karaoke songs. The original sucked. The one you’re about to sing… will suck.

So for the love of everyone, stop singing Picture. Let’s pretend that song is broken, okay?

Your Turn

Leave a comment below on other experiences when the KJ was a douche. Feel free to rip me apart as well.

16 thoughts on “10 Signs Your Karaoke DJ is a Douche”

  1. I pretty much agree with all except for bribery, suffice to say, I work at a small dive bar that has a big rep for live music, but it’s in a one horse town(village really) and we get tons of party busses, now as a rule I haven’t taken a bribe on a busy night from regulars and semi regulars but from bus patrons, yes, because typically they’re not there for long periods of time, and they wanna have some fun too, and it doesn’t always involve money, sometimes a smile and a handshake or a promise to come back, which more times than not have been fulfilled. Well written article

  2. I’d like to add
    – Drunk KJ’s. When a KJ is so drunk that they have completely lost control of their show, can no longer control their sound and actually ruins songs for singers by jumping into their songs drunk vocally or with an instrument.

    – KJ’s who harass you for tips. It has happened, multiple times. It just makes them seem like a bigger douche. Do a good job, tips will come your way, don’t harass your singers.

    1. It’s Better if your tips aren’t coming in the best way is to have a Show Regular remind people of the tip jar and to remember to tip the KJ…

  3. Here are a few things for the douche KJ to consider from the point of view of the performer.
    1. You were paid to KJ the show, not to perform in it. If you want to sing, go out to a karaoke night somewhere like everybody else. Don’t abuse your position by adding yourself into the rotation.
    2. Be ready to make your mix adjustments for the singer as soon as you hit play. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen the KJ getting distracted, having a side conversation, etc., and letting the song roll at too low of a volume, or with a crappy mix, and half the time missing the crucial intro that launches the song and gets the audience stoked. If you are a KJ with ADD, there is medication for that. If you don’t know what you’re doing at the mixing board (that’s most of you, btw), please get some education or find some other line of work.
    3. As a number of others have mentioned, don’t get competitive with the performers. Your job is to make everybody sound as good as they can possibly sound. It doesn’t help you or your show to play favorites with your mixes, turning up the volume for some, dampening it down for others. Making everyone sound good gets everyone laid. Being a little bitch at the mixing board just makes you, well…a little bitch at the mixing board. Extremely unattractive. Beta to the max.
    4. Try and make sure the tracks that you have actually play properly. You can tell just by looking at the size of the file usually. If it’s unusually small chances are you’ve ripped only part of the instrumental back up, and when you play it, it’s going to sound like shit. That embarrasses the singer and makes you look unprofessional to everyone, including the bar that’s paying you.
    5. A few other songs that should be retired from the list are: Killing Me Softly…please…it really is doing just that. Put us all out of our misery. Paradise by the dashboard lights, New York state of mind, Sweet Caroline blah blah blah. Pretty much anything longer than five minutes.
    6. Please no dance music between karaoke songs or you’ll be singing by yourself yeah singing by yourself.

    1. 1. I say it all the time why the hell does the DJ Sing and then they sing your song that is the fcking douche move even if there’s a huge crowd and no one gives a crap to hear them they’re getting paid do your job I tip and I buy drinks and food…. isn’t that the point
      if someoneJUST comes in AND HAS NOT SANG YET meanwhile everyone has gone that they should go next and then put at the end of the circulation if you spend money and you’re there and you brought friends that are also spending money you should get a chance to go ASAP then start to cycle over again but you will go to the end
      3. I noticed somebody else said it but I’m going to say it again THE KJ SHOULD NEVER SING …!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Go get a record deal we’re going American Idol or just
      GO TO HELLL!!!😉

  4. I disagrre strongly about songbooks. Looking on-line at the song list is not the same as being able to randomly flip open a book and go oh hey they have that song!

  5. So so so true. How irking that kj’s hoard songs. It’s very unprofessional and numerous kj’s do this. From my experience a lot of them drink and end up having a little bit too good of a time and it annoys me. I think kj’s should be limited to two songs. Period. It’s not rocket science. Does a coach step in and play the game for his team? No. It’s simple. If your a kj please don’t hoard the songs for the love of God. I ‘get that/understand’ that you want to have a good time. We all do but you are getting paid to provide a service to people who planned to come there and spend their money to support you getting paid because they happen to like this hobby of singing. Respect that and thank you kindly. 😉

  6. I still use Slips….and No Books
    A) to ensure that I keep a fair rotation
    B) I add songs regularly so any database is OLD in a week…..
    C) We like to actually socialize with our singers, so while we are talking with someone we can take a slip from another and enter the rotation as we have time…
    D) No Books for the same reason as B) …just fill out the slip…we rarely don’t have what you want….
    how does that make me a douche?……LOL

  7. Hector Martinez

    I hate it when the karaoke DJ talks over me when I’m singing. Say there’s an instrumental intermission and they go: He’s name is Hector we love to have him here, he’s here every Thursday. Or they go Good Job Hector give it up for him!! Better yet when they say such and such is up next so and so you’re on deck. SSSSSHHHHH KJs can say anything they want before or after the song. What many don’t understand is that it’s life music not DJ music and someone talking can knock the wind out of your sail. Karaoke DJs that are singers understand…

  8. I hate it when certain people come in about an hour before karaoke ends and the DJ let’s them sing. There is already enough people in the rotation to finish out the hour. He doesn’t do a cut off not to take in new singers knowing when the show starts. The result is regular people like myself get bumped off the rotation which pisses me off!

    1. We arrived 5 mins before karaoke started. The rotation was already 15+ with older clientele singing older songs.

      The elders went home about 30 mins before karaoke concluded, so we started singing more popular songs.

      A birthday party came in, and a few of my friends showed up. We all chipped in to pay the KJ for an hour extra.

      It started off boring, but ended amazing.

      All this to say, the KJ was amazing. He didn’t put the bday people in because there was no more room. But after we paid him for the extra hour, the real party started.

  9. I used to KJ for 9.5 years. Starting as just a favor to cover. I only stat the rotation with a song, just to make sure sound was great and everyone could hear and not become deaf by the 4th song. Tips were appreciated, not taken with any expectations. I never had a ‘tip jar’, and neither did the owner of the business because It’s bad business! I would accept a drink or two but never work as a mindless idiot (even tho my boss said I was highly functional).

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