What’s That On Your Ear?
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R. Hunter contributed this article for Peeve Week.
There’s an epidemic that’s sweeping across the country. The cause is laziness and the desire to look like a moron.
Signs of the disease start with a few symptoms:
- A startling growth protruding out of the ear.
- A sudden urge to talk all the time.
- An abundance of harsh stares.
What could this epidemic be? Is it a tumor growing out of someone’s head? I can hear Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming, “It’s not a tumor!” No, it’s a bio-electric nightmare known as a Bluetooth headset.
What is up with all the Bluetooth headsets that people are wearing? They talk on them everywhere, whether it is in the bathroom, lunchroom, or outside. A person that talks on the headset looks like a schizo as people all around wonder who the heck the person is talking to.
Are Bluetooth headsets that stylish? Wow, a person has eighty dollars on his ear! Congratulations! That person has earned the status of not being able to reach into his pocket like a normal person and answer the phone.
As you can tell, I dislike Bluetooth headsets. You may disagree with me, but at least I don’t look like a character from Star Trek when I talk on my phone.
R. Hunter contributed this article for Peeve Week.
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