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“I wanna #*%$# you.” my sister said to me recently.

I was momentarily caught off guard. I looked in her eyes for any inclination of sarcasm or facetiousness.

“Um, what? Did I hear you correctly?”

“Your uni-brow. It needs to be plucked.”

I inwardly breathed a sigh of relief as I released my sister as an incestuous vulture.

“Why, what did you think I said?” she asked.

“What rhymes with pluck?” I replied.

She instantly started laughing. “Oh my God. Um, no!”

“Yeah, you stupid plucker. Stay away from me.”

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