I Wanna #*%$# You

“I wanna #*%$# you.” my sister said to me recently.

I was momentarily caught off guard. I looked in her eyes for any inclination of sarcasm or facetiousness.

“Um, what? Did I hear you correctly?”

“Your uni-brow. It needs to be plucked.”

I inwardly breathed a sigh of relief as I released my sister as an incestuous vulture.

“Why, what did you think I said?” she asked.

“What rhymes with pluck?” I replied.

She instantly started laughing. “Oh my God. Um, no!”

“Yeah, you stupid plucker. Stay away from me.”

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15 Responses to “I Wanna #*%$# You”

  1. LOL sounds like something my wife would hear… you could be talking about apple computers and some how she would hear walking the dog … FUNNY STUFF!!!

    • Joey, not only your Wife – your Mother (my Wife) is guilty of the same thing. But you know this, don’t you.

      I think we all slip & hear what’s not intended some times.

  2. Wow Ronald that’s gross

  3. shocked me a lil with that first paragraph!

  4. maybe my girlfriend will slap my face if i will tell to her “I wanna #*%$# you.” lol

  5. My wife would slap me!!!

  6. Ronald Jeffery Huereca……now you know you’re in trouble when I use all 3 of your names. Sooooo inappropriate. Can’t believe you blogged about this. You’re so silly, and btw, you really do need a good plucking, mr una-brower

  7. What does it mean #*%$# ? ;)

  8. LOL this is pretty funny. I’ve had a few of these experiences myself thinking one thing was said when it was another but this situation is downright sick!

  9. @Bazy – there are many meaning of #*%$#, it is depends on the person whom you will tell. this words have hidden meaning

  10. there are actually two main meanings of the word: the friendly (nuances required…) and the hatry (if i may say it like that).

  11. Ewww!… and very funny at the same time… :-)

    That had to be a very awkward moment.

  12. this is all to good … how many of you read this blog thinking it was something else … lol