Dumb, Stupid Ronald

I was at the Home Depot with the intention of picking up some medicine cabinets for my bathroom.

I exited the car, and noticed the car next to me was running.

I thought, “Hmm, that is stupid. Why would someone leave their car running with nobody in it?”

I searched around Home Depot, finally found my medicine cabinets, and went to check out.

“Would you like some help out to your car?” a cashier asked.

“Sure.”

The cashier called a guy over, and he helped me to my car.

I dug around in my pockets, but discovered my keys were gone.

“I think I lost my keys.” I said.

The guy looked at me and said, “Uh oh.”

As I approached my car, I could still see my keys inside the ignition. And the car was running.

I had locked the driver door, and I feared the worst. Luckily one of the doors was unlocked.

“You’re lucky. Real lucky.” the guy said.

“Yeah.” I replied, “You can add that to one of your war stories.”

I totally spaced it. I blame my meds.

Done anything stupid lately?

I know I’m not the only one. What have you done lately that was absolutely dumb and stupid?

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