Archive for June, 2008

The Chantix Diaries

Posted by Ronald Huereca

In my never-ending quest to quit smoking, I am once again back on Chantix.

One of the really bad (or good) things about the drug is the side-effect of lucid dreams.

I can usually remember in excruciating detail what the dream was about.

So, I thought I would have a bit of fun (or scare you off) and start detailing some of the weird dreams I have as a result of the drug.

I’ve already freaked out a few of my co-workers with details from my previous Chantix experience, so let’s see how it goes.

I’ll write my first post in a few days after the drug has had a chance to kick in.

 

…Blood was just pouring out

Posted by Ronald Huereca

“Oh my God! Can you help me?”

I was inside playing a video game on my friend’s Playstation when I turned towards the voice coming through the open balcony.

I turned my head and saw a young girl (probably 16 or 17) holding her lip as blood poured down her chin like a red waterfall.

“What the hell happened?” my friend Jennifer asked, running outside.

“I don’t know!” the girl replied, barely able to talk.

I looked at my friend Jennifer, who happened to be a nurse, and asked, “What do you need?”

“Ice.” Jennifer said calmly.

I calmly walked to the freezer, grabbed a tray of ice, and walked outside.

One of the other guys in the apartment had brought out a towel, so I dropped several cubes in it and the bleeding girl held it up to her lip.

Again, Jennifer tried to ask, “What happened?”

The girl released the towel from her mouth, and the blood literally squirted out. She had somehow ruptured an artery.

“We need to get you to the hospital.” Jennifer said.

Jennifer quickly gathered her things, got the girl in her front seat, and drove the twenty or so miles to the nearest hospital emergency room.

When Jennifer got back, her car’s interior was covered in blood.

“Did they see her right away?” I asked Jennifer.

“Absolutely. Arterial bleeding is no joke.”

“Well, thanks for doing that. For taking her. Not too many people would have done the same thing.”

“Of course they would have.” Jennifer said smiling.

“No. Unfortunately, no they wouldn’t have.”

 

The Landing

Posted by Ronald Huereca

I could swear I heard the flight attendant make this announcement (in a normal, upbeat tone) right before our landing.

The Captain has turned on the fasten-seatbelt sign.

Please brace for landing. Please make sure your seats and tray tables are in the upright position and that all electronics are put away.

We are all going to die shortly.

I’ll blame what I heard on just waking up from a nap, and two screaming kids beating down on my eardrums.

 

Katy Perry - Three More Guilty Pleasure Songs

Posted by Ronald Huereca

One of my new friends was playing with my Mac when she went to her MySpace profile. Her music on her profile (in flattering terms) was rather interesting.

I’ve never heard of Katy Perry before, but here are a few songs I’m rather fond of.

Use Your Love

Hot ‘N Cold

Ur So Gay

 

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