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Feelings are an internal battle. Unfortunately, most people try to fight the battle on someone else’s field.
Let’s face it, assholes: you need to pay up for your atrocious behavior.
Here are ten reasons you are required to pay asshole tax.
10: You are a forgetful douche
Your wife’s, girlfriend’s, or mistresses’ birthday? When the hell is that? Oh, it was last week? Whatever, you just saved some bank on being an idiot and a closet asshole.
Did you forget to pick up your child and left them sitting in the rain for an hour?... Continue reading...
Girl 1: I can’t believe he didn’t file the APA form correctly! He does it every Thursday. I can’t stand him.
Girl 2: Right, filling out the APA is so darn hard? You just have to have the MIPA credentials from the GAPA department, and bam, you’re done.
Girl 3: OMG, the BAPA of the department can’t even figure out it out.... Continue reading...
The following is a short story. Caution: language
“What we’re talking about is a cheap and easy way to kill your enemies.”
It certainly didn’t seem cheap, and it certainly didn’t seem easy.
You see, I have what some would call a societal stigma. I’m fucked in the head, as some would put it. A bit of a loner, a bit of a sociopath, and perhaps a closet serial killer.... Continue reading...