Filed under Rants
I received the following e-mail the other day from a job search site (some details have been omitted):
Subject:Web Based Training Specialist – 6 Month Contract
Body:
Ronald,I found your resume and thought you might be interested in the Web Based Training Specialist position below:
[position details]
If you are interested, please reply to this email with your
Aug25
Filed under Peeves
I feel stupid almost every time I enter a coffee shop.
“Yes, I’d like a 16oz latte with 4 shots of espresso.”
“Sure.” the barista says.
He continues, talking to one of his co-workers, “Medium latte with four shots of expresso.”
“Got it, four shots of expresso.”
I always thought that the term was espresso (as in ES),… Continue reading…
Aug06
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You’ve probably been in this situation…
You’ve just pulled into a parking lot, keeping your eyes open for other vehicles, pedestrians, and falling meteors. You’re parallel to the fire lane, and all of the sudden the vehicle in front of you stops.
Out of the passenger side comes a rather large woman, who walks to both sides… Continue reading…
Aug04
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Every other week, I get a call or an e-mail from my friends: “Dude, you never come online anymore!”
Uhm? I do come online. I use the crap out of Google Talk, Skype, Freenode, and Twitter.
But, it seems my problem is, I don’t *gasp* use Facebook.
This hasn’t been the first time I’ve been… Continue reading…
Aug03
Filed under Rants
I’ve had a few requests to post the Glee versions of Lada Gaga songs, so here you go!
May29
People describe me as a highly opinionated (and sometimes funny) writer. Feel free to explore my site, where you will find countless rants (grammar optional). You might even find a poem or two.
